Feeling Sea Sick?

Iron Ore carrier off the coast of Port Dampier.

Taken during an approaching cyclone to the North of Western Australia

Oh shit, where's the boat?

Meet Mr Daikon

He's adorable, he's fun and he has outfits. What more could you want from a stuffed radish?

John Mayer in Adelaide April 3

Isn't he pretty. I still can't believe that I finally got to see this gorgeous gorgeous man live!

Visual DNA

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Went, you're killing me

Tell me... how am I meant to concentrate when you are standing there waiting for me like that?

The Stroke

Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting
on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Both Betty and Nellie had a stroke.

But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.

Bless her heart.

Bitchology

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.

It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined.

I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch , so be it.

I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe

I - In

T - Total

C - Control of

H - Herself

B = Beautiful

I = Intelligent

T = Talented

C = Charming

H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful

I = Individual

T = That

C = Can

H = Handle anything

John...why are you so cool?

Why is he cool? Because he's John.

Maybe John could be the new substitute for cool? E.g. "These shoes are so John" or "You just think you're so John don't you".. This may be something to ponder. Or not..

He's so cool he's even updating his blog while on tour..IN AUSTRALIA!! Yes, that's right. John Mayer is IN AUSTRALIA!!

I'll wave to you tomorrow night John. You won't see me. It won't matter. Because I'll just be happy to be seeing/hearing you IN AUSTRALIA!!

Vultures

Ooooh... swoon! Going to see this live..

John and Jess in OZ

AHHHHHHHHHHH..... John is here.. he's here. He's in this country. However he is too far away from me at the moment. Only a few thousand kilometres, but not for long. No not for long.

Two more sleeps John then I will be looking at you and you looking at me in person, and at B too of course and then you will be saying Jessica who?